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The Naked Truth Isn't Always Pretty.
A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex.
Women don't come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex.
But there's more.
- Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn.
- We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear.
- When we're alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on a spoon for dinner.
Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better.
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$a Dirty girls : $b the naked truth about our guilty secrets : (unpretty, unclean, and utterly horrifying) / $c Gillian Telling.
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$a xv, 216 p. : $b port. ; $c 21 cm.
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$a Includes bibliographical references and index.
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$a The single woman may be the grossest creature on the planet -- Everybody poops: even Gisele Bundchen -- Peanut butter on a spoon washed down with champagne = a perfectly adequate dinner -- I've seen a picture of my best friend's boyfriend's weiner -- You were the best I ever had, I've only slept with nine people, and other lies we tell men -- DJ diddle -- Picking up dirty girls -- Put down the Kama Sutra because there's no way we're doing The wheelbarrow with you tonight -- When dirty girls fall in love, and when they fall out of it -- The end game.
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$a Women $v Humor.
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